Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-Alcohol...

Jamie Foxx ft. T-Pizzle- Blame it on the Alcohol

Throw your W's up!!! Front, back, side to side... A long Memorial Day weekend capped off by a visit to the ER and the kid needs a vacation. Between an Irish funeral, a terrible Dominican club with 2 terrible hood rat chicks, a crazy crawfish boil, experiencing disgusting Philly fans at Yankee Stadium during an extra-innings loss, almost getting punched in the face by a man-hating lesbian, and then a 4 am visit to Columbia Presbyterian's ER I'm glad the weekend is over and life can return to normal. I'd like to chalk several of the events that occurred up to the sauce so I will blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

The image above was reason for the ER trip. The hand met the sidewalk and the sidewalk clearly won. Luckily there was still blood on the hand when I took the pic- shit could be Pulitzer worthy. Everybody was so wrecked that we all thought she broke her ankle, cause she kept saying, "grab my ankle, grab my ankle." Then we saw the hand and the "OH SHIT!!" chorus began. The pinky was fucked to the fucked up- wicked witch of the west status. To make matters worse I wasn't able to get a slice. I could have sworn the spot was open before we hit the bar. I was bugging.

Below is how the hand looks now. Dislocated pinky, fractured middle finger, and possibly some other damage. That's one fat hand.

Just some beats to accompany a drink fest. Mind you I primarily mess with the beer (can Patron it up if need be), but liks are more prevalent in hip hop tracks. Especially the Hen-rock, the most vile liquid on the planet. How anybody can enjoy that is beyond me. Not the greatest collection, but with enough sauce this mix is grammy worthy. Pardon any drug references, certain joints were package deals. If there are any glaring omissions, let me know and I'll add. I'm still drunk. Really doe, as Dre would say.

Tha Alkaholiks ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard- Hip Hop Drunkies

Three 6 Mafia- Sippin' On Da Syrup

Mobb Deep ft. Q-Tip Drink Away the Pain

The Beatnuts- Pyscho Dwarf

Dr. Dre- Gin And Juice

Dr. Dre- Puffin' on Blunts and Drankin' Tanqueray

B.G.- Hennessy & XTC

Lord Sear- Alcoholic Vibes

Black Sheep- Pass the Forty

Cassidy- My Drink and My 2 Step

Tha Alkaholiks- Only When I'm Drunk

Nas- Drunk By Myself

Young Black Teenagers- Tap the Bottle

A better image of the permanent "W". Rep that shit- and to all you mark ass busters, West Up!!!!

WC and the Maad Circle- West Up!


buckemdown said...

That's some of the illest shit I ever saw. Did you say she just fell while running?? And did her hand then land under a cement truck? WTF???

HowFresh said...

Hopefully you can make it out Labor Day and we can try to duplicate the evening.

Maybe she jumped off a trampoline and tried to catch the single handed hand-stand? Anything is/was possible.

Paul said...

good looks on the treats