Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Dear Mark Teixeira... Welcome to New York City, Welcome to New York Cityyyyyy!!!

It's the home of 26 championships, the House that Ruth built...

Unfuckingbelievable. Cash stole the show and swooped in to save the damsel in distress. Fuck you Boston. Sorry Washington.

I was happy with CC. AJ not so much. And let's not forget Swisher. But what's done is done and now I'm even happier. Time to iron the jersey, cop another fitted and hit the batting cages. It's spring in winter. I guess we don't need Killa Cam anymore. I'll be alright. Swish in center and Tex at first. I'd say fast forward to October, but I love summer night ballgames.

Tex is a beast- an OPS monster. Slow starter, but things might be different in the Bronx. He'll be 28 when the season starts so we have the prime years ahead of us. Switch hitting ninja.

And to celebrate this signing the Yankees are offering quarter bleacher seats for the first 2 games ever played at the stadium against the Cubbies, even if they are exhibitions. Grandstand tix for a buck ten. And I thought the Yankees weren't a fan friendly organization. I stand corrected.

A toast to the greatest sports franchise in the universe. Mazel Tov. It's a celebration bitches.


thekid10705 said...

A-Rod's gonna hit 65 dingers this season son!!

buckemdown said...

A-Rod gets no props - 65 homers or not. I hope Teixeira puts him to shame.

thekid10705 said...

HAHA, just stirring the pot Buck!